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Wednesday, 16 June 2010

image for President Obama: I am actually white
Imagine him being white

Washington, D.C - President of the United States Barack Obama made a shocking statement to the press on Tuesday night around 9pm stating " I am a man of honesty, I can not keep this secret any longer. Americans, I am not black, I am actually white." The press was speechless and the reporters was stunned. The flashes of photographers were frozen. Even some reporters in the background, shared some laughs.

One reporter, Robert Jameson, of the New York Time, told me "Is this some kind of joke? Is he trying to be funny so everybody should respect him? First, I though George W. Bush was the dumbest president of the U.S, so now considered Obama. How in the hell he white when his skin are black?" Even I didn't have an answer. I did had a interview with President Obama asking him why did he make this shocking statement and how can he be white. He quoted:

"It tough, I have my wife, Michelle, keep telling me that you need to tell them. I was afraid to see how the people react. Unfortunately, they didn't take it so well. I told them so, now I can moved on and focus on the oil spill. And how did I became black? I was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, one of the hottest city in the United States and when I was five years old, I was playing kickball or something with some of my friends. We played for two hours and the sun keep on beating on us. That when I turned black. Doctors told me that I do not have skin cancer but they told me that I will be black for the rest of my life."

Shocking news that been developing here in D.C and as this moment, President Obama is not the first African American to hold in the office. Now the Americans are wondering: What other secret(s) President Obama have?

Note: I do not show hatred to black people but when you see a news happening in front of you, you got to report it.

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