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Topics: Obesity, Fat

Friday, 11 June 2010

image for 600 lb. Mother of Two: "I'm gonna gain until I hit 1,000 lbs."
Mmmmm yummmm, chew, chew.

Donna Simpson, 42, weighs more than 600 pounds, and aims to reach 1,000 pounds.

The mother of 2, ages 3 and 14, who reportedly sweats Ranch dressing, models on a porn website where admirers and the holy-smokes-you're-a-damned-freak curious can pay to watch videos of her eating greasy foods or walking to the car. She has appeared in television interviews and said she welcomes media coverage.

The walking, talking battleship said she has received a book offer and wants her own reality show, partly to give plus-size women more confidence. She wears size XXXXXXXXXXXXXL clothing, and self identifies as a member of the "fat acceptance community."

"The bigger your butt (munch) is, the bigger belly you (munch, crunch) have, the (chew, chew, swallow, burp) sexier you are," Simpson said, lounging on the couch while eating an entire deer and sweating.

Her fiancee, incredibly desperate Philippe Gouamba, 49, is the father of her 3-year-old daughter, proving that he, indeed, rolled Donna in flour and stuck it in the wet spot.

"You look at her curves and see her full belly and generous hips," Gouamba said. "It's very sexy. (Vomits a little.)"

Guamba thengrabbed a napkin, wrote "HELP! I am here against my will. She swears if I leave she will eat me."

Simpson spends as much as $23,750 a week on groceries, suffers from Type 2 diabetes and struggles with basic tasks such as wiping her ass and brushing the cake crumbs out of her crotch.

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