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Thursday, 10 June 2010

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The first two-headed baby has been born on the Gulf Coast to a couple who live near Pensacola.

Mookie & Piehead Jenkins, who work at the sideshow of the Barnum & Bailey/Ringling Brothers Circus near Orlando, say the baby or babies were born at a Pensacola hospital this morning at 3 AM.

"We have named him or them, Bee and Pee Jenkins", stated the father, who is nine feet tall. I guess this kind of thing will be happening to other couples soon."

Mother "Mookie', who has six tits, stated that she planned for her son or sons to be in ads soon about the oil leak.

"As they get older, we plan for them to go on a speaking tour against pollution such as this."

No surgery is planned as the two-headed boy, BeePee, has one perfect body, just two heads.

Asked if she felt bad for the boys, Mookie stated that a lawsuit against BP Oil should provide a good education and that she and the boy's father are used to being around people who are different.

"He will do good at school, I'm sure. Remember, two heads are better than one....and six tits as far as I'm concerned!"

Meanwhile, the boy's father, Piehead, was talking to their lawyer on the phone and only looked over at his wife and whispered, "Shhhh! I think he's dancing."

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