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Sunday, 6 June 2010

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I'm turned on by dudes who switch car insurance companies

"Oh yeah, I'm working up a real sweat-I could use a popular sports drink to quench my thirst and replace lost electrolytes."

"I know. And this new premium ribbed condom is really doing the job. Where did you get it?"

"Ooh, I'm almost there. Supermart carries all my favorite brands and you can't beat their prices...here it comes!"

This is actual dialogue from the new XXX movie, Sell Out, Hard & Fast , which will be hitting adult movie shelves this Thursday.

The pornography business has always been a pioneer in the film and print industry and once again, they are leading the way.

Peter Cummings, CEO of Nutblasterz Media, is pleased with the response from marketing consultants who represent major companies.

"My phone has been ringing off the hook with advertisers that want to get involved with our next project. I've received calls from all types of product categories. We have the obvious, like tissue and lotion companies, who are a natural fit. But other industries like pharmaceutical, auto insurance and well known charities have expressed interest in utilizing our advertising format," said Cummings.

Research has shown that men are in a catatonic state while watching pornography and are very open to anything the female porn stars have to say.

A well known domestic car manufacturer has paid Lucy Tatas $80,000 to talk about SUV's and pick up trucks in her next film. A representative from the company said she will talk about how hot guys who drive trucks are and how hybrid owners are probably gay.

Marketers see this new opportunity as a way to significantly increase sales.

"With all of the porn this country watches, I'm convinced that this type of advertising will be better than anything you can find during sweeps week.

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