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Sunday, 6 June 2010

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This is not the ultimate "cum shot" as dead US porno star proves, JUMPING is though!

US Porno star, Stephen Hill (appropriate name), searching for the ultimate 'cum job' tried everything and now he's reached his final 'climax'.

After years of working in the US porno business as a "big dicked" actor, being sucked, blown and shagging everything that was placed in front of the camera, Stephen began searching for the ultimate "cum kick"!

After his last session he grabbed a Samurai sword and started swinging, thrusting and poking at his fellow actors, unfortunately he thrust his sword into a hole which was to prove fatal.

On a high, adrenalin pumping and "dick" as hard as it had ever been, he rushed off to the surrounding Californian hills, whilst being pursued by the local constabulary, for his "grand finale"!

The Californian Gendarmerie attempted to persuade Stephen not to jump, but intent on exiting on the ultimate 'cum shot" he jumped!

After examining his body the police confirmed: 'man was he huge and he certainly went out with a real "STIFF", cum stains an all!

WARNING: Bored porno stars please don't attempt this act, it could be fatal!

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