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Wednesday, 2 June 2010

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Arizona Grand Wizard Jan Brewer said on Tuesday that she intends to press the issue of "gettin' rid of the Beaners" in a meeting this week with President Barack Obama at the White House.

Arizona recently enacted a bill cracking down on undocumented immigrants, allowing state and local police to check the immigration status of anyone they friggin' want to, pretending that they have cause to believe that they are in the United States illegally.

The law has outraged Latinos, civil rights activists, grocery baggers, short-order cooks, slaughterhouse workers, sign painters, landscapers, housekeepers, barmaids, car wash attendants, hotel maids, fruit pickers, textile manufacturers, pretzel vendors, security guards, the entire Arizona Diamondbacks bullpen, crack dealers, Home Depot lot attendants, day laborers, sheetrock installers, Walmart overnight crews, and organized labor.

Brewer said she wanted to explain to Obama the impact that illegal immigration is having on Arizona and other states as well.

Asked what she might ask of the president when they meet, Brewer said she would ask Obama, "You weren't born in the Continental U.S., were you? What's your name again? Barack Hussein? Well, that ain't American. Do you have any ID with you?"

Obama supports a system allowing undocumented immigrants in good standing to pay a fine, learn English and become citizens. He also backs tightening border security and clamping down on employers that hire undocumented workers.

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