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Tuesday, 1 June 2010

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Nancy Pelosi Signature Model

Home Land Security Czar, Janet Napolitano, announced today that her agents had uncovered a plot to import Weapons of Male Dysfunction disguised as baseball bat vibrators. In a briefing from her Washington office she described the cache of vibrators as a threat to "any woman's libido."

The baseball bat sized units, mostly Nancy Pelosi Signature Models, were both symbolic of the escalation of mechanical devices necessary to satisfy the needs of modern women, but also the proliferation of weapons to fight the necessity of using men to satisfy sexual desires.

With the trend toward bigger and better vibrators going upward each year, these devices now can be found in bedrooms disguised as bed posts or vacuum cleaners. Although not as obvious as life sized silicon-rubber female dolls that some men sleep with, it is somewhat disquieting to catch your wife in bed with a vacuum cleaner, much less listening to her explanation that she was merely making sure your side of the bed was free from cooties.

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