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Friday, 30 April 2010

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Twern't No Nanner in My Peel

Men, beware, using Viagra when you are pretty sure you can get the ole puppy standing without the aid of drugs may just lead to a situation where, when you really need it, Viagra won't work--kind of like the problem we are now seeing with overuse of antibiotics. At least, that is what happened to one guy in Roanoke, Virginia.

Buck Bodean had been hearing from his buddies that if you took Viagra, you could keep an erection for lots longer, and men were faking ED (erectile dysfunction) in order to get a prescription from the clinic, believing it would allow them to "go at it like rabbits," really big, virile, handsome rabbits, all night long, even after a few beers down at the Do Drop Inn.

"Believe me, I had no problem gitting it up, but after one go 'round, I was done fer the night and my wife was furious. Evidently, Sally was having the same kinda conversation with her gal pals and kep at me to 'Git the blue pill, git the blue pill.'" So I got the friggin' blue pill and now look at me, limp as a damn nanner peel, possibly for the rest of my life. I can take a hunnert of those dang pills and I'll still be limp as a nanner peel."

"Me and the wife used to kid that my name rhymed with the thing we liked to do best, but now it ain't very funny at all. The way I see it, 'I'm Bucked."

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