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Sunday, 25 April 2010

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Obama Takes Oath of Citizenship; Vows to Biden, "Don't mean Nuttin' Bro!"

Senate majority leader Harry Reid, in one of his last official acts before being voted out of office this November, advanced his Illegal Immigrant Amnesty Bill by falling on his sword for his emperor in a final attempt to put the Obama Birth Issue to rest.

A recent state wide referendum, now signed into law in Arizona, caused Reid to expedite the unpopular Federal Mandate on Immigration, when the state , over run with border violence and unsustainable hospital, law enforcement , educational and welfare costs, threatened to not only keep anyone who couldn't show a VALID US birth certificate from appearing on a state election ballot, but also made them subject to immediate arrest and deportation.

The President, who was forced to curtail a Senate fund raiser in Phoenix to raise money for the Democratic candidate due to the threat of incarceration, immediately called upon Reid and House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi to cobble together an emergency immigration policy and jam it through without regard for constitutional oversight.

Said one disgruntled American Citizen, Hal A. Peno, "if I have to show my receipt at Sam's Club every time I leave the store, and they have a policy which allows them to rip open all my merchandise and strip search me, I don't think it's that much of an imposition to ask a free loader from Kenya, Indonesia, or from where ever, to show someone a lousy original birth certificate!"

The Vatican has also weighed in on the subject on the side of Obama backing amnesty for illegal aliens, pointing with pride to the amnesty program they've had for years regarding warehousing thousands of pedophile priests as well as serial rapists who have fathered at least a few illegitimate children that survived demands despite "Fathers" urging abortion.

The Vatican Financial Secretary said that "the Billions in hush money we paid over the years has been worth it in order to preserve the 'human rights' of the confessed abusers who are now at least one step closer to God!"

Secretary of the Treasury Tim "the tax man" Geithner weighed in on the financial ramifications of the Amnesty Bill by saying, "Yes, it will cost Billions and lead to increased crime, but you have to balance it against our efforts to join the European Union. If we don't comply with their mandates, we'll never get in!"

Geithner went on to say that he anticipated a Value Added Tax , VAT, of approximately 21% would cover the cost of the Amnesty Bill even though it would not apply to Elected Officials, Non Profits, Union Officials or on the purchase Government Motors (GM) vehicles.

Reports are circulating that in a low key ceremony, Obama, sitting with his feet up on the Resolution Desk, and sipping a malt liquor and puffing on a Camel, became an Official US citizen, sworn in by VP Joe Biden in a rambling unscripted declaration, at the end of which Obama acknowledged by
declaring "Present."

Biden was quoted as saying to Barry after the ceremony, "Hey, Homey, this really is a BIG F********g DEAL...you're finally legal, and there's nothin' anyone can do about it!"

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