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Thursday, 25 March 2010

image for Acting like an old cougar on Viagra, Hilary Clinton giggles,  flirts with goofy Pak Foreign Minister then sends him home empty-handed;  Fatwa says he engaged in unbecoming behaviour for a Muslim male

WASHINGTON: Having raided the country's Treasury for its sartorial funds, the Armani-suited Pak delegation headed by 'democratic' leader - the latest Army General stormed into the capital waving a 200-page list of demands.

Having failed to wean the Yanks away from their 'dreaded enemy- - the Indians - the Paks - taking a page from the bombastic Holbrooke's book - decided the time had come to 'talk tuff' to the Yanks. Having pointed fingers at India - failing to notice 4 fingers pointing back at them - the slimy, full-of-shit Pak delegation thundered its "Now or Never" position

So what would this failed country get in return for their duplicitous engagement - as a major ally in the War on Terrorism?

- A civilian nuclear deal 'just like India'?

- Would school principal Hilary warn India to return Kashmir to Pakistan which claims this Himalayan state as its lifeblood?

- What about Pak's own mess regarding water scarcity? Would the Yanks sit on Indian faces and DEMAND a resolution to this made-up claptrap?

- Would the Yanks give the untrustworthy Paks drone technology; and armaments - supposedly to fight the Taliban but really to shore up in the next Pak-induced war against India?

- Would the gullible US administration already trillions of dollars in debt; beholden to the Chinese and on the verge of being decimated in mid-term elections throw billions of dollars to save the pathetic excuse that is the Pak 'dummyocracy"?

Well - these are the facts:

- Old cougar Hilary was at her best - giggling and flirting with the weak-ego that is the Pak Foreign Minister

- A lot of gratuitous praise was showered on the insecure team

-No nuclear deal was signed

-the Kashmir and Water issues were 'bilateral' issues the Paks were reminded - with their own built-in mechanisms for resolution and there would be no mediation by the Yanks

- A few sops were thrown their way to assist in energy, security, whatever etc etc

So the Pak spin team is in full fake excitement mode, selling lies to its starving, demoralized people:

"Our strategic talks were very successful", said the Minister of Silly Affairs - thrilled that Hilary rubbed noses with him and flirted like an old hag on Viagra

Its true - It takes a woman and in this case the Old Cougar Clinton delivered!

Now its time for the mullahs to issue a fatwa against the Pak Foreign Minister for engaging in familiarity with a woman that is unbecoming for a Muslim man!

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