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Wednesday, 17 March 2010

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Who Will Win The First Prestigious Obama Award?

Jesse Jackson is the early favorite to win this year's first Obama Award, named after President Barack Obama, who is perfect in every way.

Jesse recently moved up a notch over Bill Clinton when he stated, "President Obama's shit don't stink. It smells just like that Hershey's Factory in Niagra Falls. In fact, I went out and bought some Hershey bars right after my last visit to the little boy's room at the White House."

Others being considered are Colon Powell, who played the role of a conservative so well in the Bush Administration.

Jeremiah Wright, who correctly predicted that "America be damned" even before Obama became president, is also being considered, along with the presidents of ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN News, CNN News Headlines and National Public Radio for their continued loyal support of the perfect president.

However, after all is said and done, most people think that President Obama himself will capture the first "Obama" for his new book, "Why I Like Me So Much".

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