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Sunday, 14 February 2010

In a surprise visit to the Republican House & Senate caucus today, President Obama strode to the lectern of the meeting room without being invited. Spectators report that he had a set look on his face and fists that seemed to be clenched. As he looked out at the assembled legislators, he relaxed and smiled.

"I understand from this morning's news that you intend to filibuster every piece of legislation and every appointment I make," stated the President. "Well," and he paused a moment, "That is very cute! Filibuster this!"

Without any warning at all, Obama turned his back to the crowd, pulled down his pants and underpants as he mooned the entire Republican delegation. The attendees gasped, a few women screamed, as many of the men raised their hands and shook their fists.

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann fainted and slumped to the floor, but not without first taking a picture of Obama with her cell phone. Congresswoman Virginia Fox of North Carolina was helped from the House floor complaining of the Vapors. As the House minority leader and the Senate minority leader pled for calm, someone called out that it looked like Hillary Clinton was headed down the hall toward the chambers. As if one, the legislators rushed to the doors, blocked them with their bodies and furniture, while crying out in unison to the Lord.

In other breaking news, reports from Washington DC say that after word of Obama's mooning was reported, the streets in that city are filled with thousands of cars and pedestrians, all with their asses hanging out.

The Washington Post's afternoon edition shows thousands of bare asses on the streets of the nations Capitol. The headline reads:

"It truly appears that nothing ever really changes in the nations Capitol."

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