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Saturday, 13 February 2010

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Abdul Suleiman Abdul Aduwa Adulam Rachman Inbrehim Mohammed AKA "The Fixer"

15,000 American, Afghan and Nato forces started an assault Friday on a Taliban stronghold in the Central Town of Majah Senior Commanders say a man identifying himself as Osama Bin Laden, considered to be one of the main masterminds of 9/11 has surrenders to American forces.

In a signed statement Bin laden says he has nothing to say and will only speak through legal council, Mr. Abdul Suleiman Abdul Aduwa Adulam Rachman Inbrehim Mohammed, acting counsel for Bin Laden says his client understands his rights and will only say he is tired of living in a cave and prefers an American Cell with clean food and water as well as shaving equipment.

One security force member who is not authorized to talk to the media says that Bin Laden was laughing when one of the officers in charge of the American forces said an Intelligence officer was attempting to interrogate Bin Laden. Bin Laden dummied up and asked for his lawyer but was overhead saying "Intelligence officer' that's an oxymoron.

Reports from the town of Majah say about 30,000 Taliban have been killed and one American was slightly wounded

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