Written by Jalapenoman
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Monday, 8 February 2010

image for Ghostbusters Called Out of Retirement To Rid Senate Offices Of Spooks
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!

The Ghostbusters (Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz, Egon Spengler, and Winston Zeddmore) were called out of retirement by the State of New York. It seems that a ghostly apparition seemed to be haunting the Albany offices of one of the state's Senators.

The Ghostbusters, who rose to fame in 1984, were quick to respond in their wheelchairs and walkers to the state capital with their equipment. Measurements, tests, and studies determined the haunting of a ghastly presence and preparations were made to remove the evil spirit.

A local staffer, however, revealed that the horror in the office was none other than Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton. While Dr. Spengler confirmed that she is colder than a witch's tit and is a spooky apparition, she is not a ghost (regarless of her skin tones).

With the knowledge secure that the haunting was over, the four defenders of the state were allowed to return to their resthomes in private.

Said Dr. Venkman, "I still ain't afraid of no ghosts, but that Hillary scares the shit out of me."

Make Jalapenoman's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 2?

3 20 17 10

Go to top