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Thursday, 7 January 2010

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"He's Into Toes!"

Some New Year's revelers who knew they were too sodded to drive, tried to call for a tow home as promised in ads all over the local television news.

Instead the callers who needed help in getting home got relayed to a pornography number.

"I got quite an ear full", stated Randy Adias. "I was really wasted and I tried to call for assistance three times and all I got was this lady who wanted to do strange things for me."

"That happened to me too", stated Manny Gonzales. "I thought maybe I had tried to drive and been killed and was in Paradise and was hearing from one of those 72 virgins. Then I looked up and saw Joe's ugly bald puss behind the bar and I knew I was still alive."

The AAA of Texas and New Mexico acknowledged the mistake and blamed it on a typographical error. Spokesman Randy Speaker apologized to anyone who had called the number and wasn't able to take advantage of the free tow offer.

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