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Wednesday, 16 December 2009

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"Why is that big overgrown ass of a governor giving me grief over this?" asked former Alaskan Governor after fellow Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger accused her of being more interested in running for president than saving the planet from global warming.

Palin then stated that 'Arnold' had pretty well bankrupted his own state by giving in to every single whim of crazed environmentalists!

"While I and all Alaskans witness the impacts of changes in weather patterns firsthand, I have repeatedly said that we can't primarily blame man's activities for those changes."

"The statistics the global warming proponents are using are for a short time only. Back 40 years ago, these same experts warned us that the earth was cooling, that there would be another ice age and we were causing it.

Perhaps the Arnold will recall that I live in our nation's only Arctic state and that I was among the first governors to create a sub-cabinet to deal specifically with climate change."

She then stated that their study showed that while the earth was on a warming trend for now, no human beings were causing it.

"Here's your chance, Caleeforeea! Keep him in Copenhagen and out of your state and you might get your economy going again!"

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