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Saturday, 12 December 2009

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Tiger's many dalliances with nubile blondes!

Hollywood, Los Angeles: Tyler Knight will be starring as Tiger the golfer, and Kayden Kross will be starring as Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, in this big movie to be financed by Tiger's major sponsors.

With the multiple extramarital affairs, with at least two with porn stars, the new adult movie is now in production recreating Tiger's many dalliances with nubile blondes!

With offers of $1 million to any of Tiger Wood's mistresses who will appear in these adult productions and provide details of an explicit look of they experienced with Tiger, this could be good for the ailing movie industry.

As time passes and more and more alleged mistresses come out of the Tiger woodwork, the likelihood someone will take these offers, gets better as the days go on.

There may be a series of Tiger Woods porn films, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods2, Tiger Woods3, Tiger Woods4, Tiger Woods5, Tiger Woods6, Tiger Woods7, Tiger Woods8, Tiger Woods9, Tiger Woods10, Tiger Woods11, Tiger Woods12, Tiger Woods13, Tiger Woods14, Tiger Woods15, Tiger Woods16, Tiger Woods17, Tiger Woods18. An 18 'hole' series of Tiger Woods!!!

The first and opening scene in the movie will be the argument that starts when Tiger is texting one of his mistresses. The row will erupt into a war zone, with plaster coming off the walls as Tiger retreats to the 'relative safety' of the car!!

Then Elin Nordegren appears at the doorway with another golf club, racing towards the car as Tiger reverses into a fire hydrant, then forwards into a tree.

Tiger is then 'dazed' and we then see what is going on his head, as we are taken back to clandestine meetings with some of his mistresses...

As Tiger lies dazed with Elin Nordegren standing over him, we see Tiger is dreaming about his alleged mistress #1 Rachel Uchitel - A New York Hamptons socialite.

Then as the paramedics arrive, Tiger is then dreaming about - Mistress #2 Jaimee Grubbs, also a reality TV contestant for VH1's Tool Academy , who is alleged to have had a 31-month affair.

As the paramedics transfer him to hospital, with Elin Nordegren in hot pursuit in a following vehicle, Tiger dreams about Mistress #3 Kalika Moquin, a spicy brunette who is reportedly a Las Vegas nightclub manager.

As Tiger is first assessed in hospital Tiger then starts dreaming about Mistress #4, Jamie Jungers, an alleged blonde Trashy Lingerie model.

Throughout the night in hospital Tiger is restless!! First Tiger dreams about Mistress #5 Cori Rist, a former Hooters waitress with a 7-year-old son who idolized the pro golfer. Then as dawn breaks Tiger dreams about Mistress #6 Mindy Lawton, a pancake house manager. It is in this dream that Tiger dreams about the 'run-ins' that he had with Mindy Lawton inside his house, in church parking lots!! Mindy Lawton calls Tiger "heartless", which awakes the Tiger from his dreams!!

After a hospital breakfast, Tiger is then discharged and he falls asleep again on his way home and dreams about Mistress #8, an unnamed former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Florida. After this exhaustive drive back home, Tiger needs to rest again and goes for another sleep, where we see Tiger dreaming about Mistress #9, a "sexy" British TV presenter. Then Tiger dreams further about Mistress #10, who is reported to be a "sex-addicted cougar."

The angle of the story is being developed as more revelations come to the 'four', on the fairways of the world!!

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