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Friday, 11 December 2009

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Steamy threesomes kept Tiger hunkered down and purrin like a pussycat

Orlando, Fla - (Deeper Throat): "Not many women can take the full twelve inches," stunning Sicilian blonde model Loredana Jolie said today, "least, not orally.

"Call it an artform if ya like. An inherited talent on the erotic gene.

"Sure kept Tiger hunkered down the first few hours while he was still frisky!"

The $10,000-a-weekend former Playtoy centerfold also described three-way sessions in a special fur-lined playden complete with its own ensuite watersports spa.

"Mostly it took two pairs of massive palpitatin breasts to keep our Tiger purrin. Sure loves foolin with them waterjets!

"And that vibratin saddle with its hot 'n' cold nozzles? Man can Tiger turn on the juice!"

Jolie said playmates were showered with lavish gifts by the golfing champ on top of their basic ten grand session fees.

"One time he took us shoppin in Rodeo Drive. A real Pretty Woman fantasy come true."

And Tiger's wife Elin Nordegren, how did she feel about maybe spoling his marriage?

"Elin? Elin who?

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