Orange County, Florida: Following the very successful Tiger Woods endorsed Fire Hydrant merchandising, the Tiger Woods Brands Inc. are now selling fully endorsed Tiger Woods fire hydrant styled golf bags. These are on general sale now!!
The Tiger Fire Hydrant golf bag looks like a fire hydrant and has been expertly crafted out of orange leather in Orange County, so helping the local economy as Tigers Woods has planned. It has a pop over leather cap on the top, shaped like the top of a real fire hydrant. There are two side pockets at the side with the 'regulatory chains just like real fire hydrants have. There is one pocket for golf balls and another pocket for gloves. The shaping has been expertly performed all out of hard wearing buffalo and cow hide. The workmanship is phenomenal and it is embossed with the all important Tiger Woods branding, naturally!
So SpoofyDoofy went down the local Golf Shop in Florida, to ask those buying their Christmas presents, thought of the Tiger Fire Hydrant brand.
Arnie-Rockefellor Jnr, "I've already bought four Tiger Fire Hydrants, so naturally as a Tiger Woods fan, I just had to get these Tiger Fire Hydrant golf bags!! I just can't wait to get out on the fairway and play a few rounds with my Tiger Woods styled golf bag. I am just so excited!!"
Rocky Smokin-Joe Snr: "I have already got the Tiger Fire Hydrant 'collection' at home, so obviously I am starting my Tiger Fire Hydrant golf bag collection now with these two purchases of the Tiger Golf bag collection!! This golf shop has limited me to two Tiger Fire Hydrant Golf Bags, so I have had to order the other six Tiger Hydrant Bags over the internet!!"
Larry Leno-Hagman Jnr: "My wife has bought herself a Tiger Fire Hydrant Golf Bag today. As I am getting a couple of Tiger Fire Hydrants for this Christmas in 2009, my wife has told me I will have to wait for my birthday next year before I can get my own Tiger Fire Hydrant Golf Bag."
The sales woman at the local Pro Golf Shop, Ms Marie-Claire Kennedy said, "We have already sold a two hundred, another five hundred will be delivered shortly. So that is why we have to limit sales to two per Tiger Woods fan!!"
Amazon spokesperson, "Tiger Woods Fire Hydrants and Tiger Fire Hydrant Golf Bags are top sellers this Christmas! Who would have believed it!!
With most golf courses having their own Pro Golf Shops, spokesperson for US Golf said, "Tiger Woods has helped golf courses beat the recession with this new Tiger Fire Hydrant brand!!"