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Topics: Chelsea Clinton

Monday, 30 November 2009

image for Chelsea Clinton to marry Marc Lewinsky
Banned: Chelsea's birth mother Joan Kennedy

New York - (PreNup): Chelsea Clinton has become engaged to Monica Lewinsky's ex-huband Marc.

Speaking to reporters today Chelsea, 29, said there were 'no hard-on feelings' between her Pa and any members of the Lewinsky family.

The lucky couple will tie the knot next summer in a lavish Chappaqua ceremony hosted by parents Bill and Hillary.

It is not known if Chelsea's fiancee's ex-wife will come to the wedding or take part in any traditional nuptial rites before the ceremony.

"That adage Something old, something new, something burrowed, something blue could be potentially devastating for Chelsea," an LA FagHagSlagMag editorial commented today.

"Especially if the 'blue' part of it turns out to be that blue dress of Monica's that stained an otherwise unblemished (sic) presidential reputation - cough, splutter, etc, haha."

White House gatecrasher Michaele Salahi is to be maid of honor and her husband Tareq will be an usher.

Chelsea's birth mother Joan Kennedy has been blacklisted.

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