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Wednesday, 18 November 2009

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The Aftermath Of Another Viscious Fox News Attack.

The super-patriot comrades at Fox News are proving that they are ever vigilant to keep America safe from Socialism (bad!!!!) and safe for Fascism (good!!!!). They are not missing a heartbeat at tearing down any project put forth by President Obama (bad!!!) and putting on a pedestal those put forth by approved right wingers (very good!!!!).

Eager to keep America free from such evils as WMD's (they are still out there somewhere! Saddam had them hidden in the same cave that he was hiding Bin Laden in!), North Korean missiles (that have the striking range of a Sammy Sosa home run), and America hating liberals on our own soil (who someday, maybe could get it together enough to actually cause some damage other than being about of supportive of governmental institutions as a jelly fish with no backbone.).


Using their corrosive form of news reporting, the deified saints of Fox News- Coke-Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and Call, Sean Hand-It-To-Me, Ann Colder-Than-A-Witch's-Tit, and Shoot-Down-The-Bill O'Reilly have all combined to make the greatest team of Nay Sayers in television history.

During the day they fly about from talk show to speaking engagement to Republican fund raisers, then at night fly back to the Bat cave under the studio for a good nights sleep. While claiming to be super patriots they work overtime to erode all things in the government not under their control like termites in a pine house. They make the vampires in New Moon look like kids.

Actually, I guess they are kids, aren't they? But the News-Foxy's are the bigger blood suckers.

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