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Sunday, 25 October 2009

The 'Devil May Cry' series have been highly successful, and whenever top Capcom games are mentioned, 'Devil May Cry' is always in the fray. But no one thought they'll be this popular!

Sporting as Dante, the main protagonist from the first to the third game of the series, and a playable character in the fourth, a man crashed into a wedding party at The Plaza. He was sporting a styrofoam sword, and he claimed that the guests were a horde of demons.

"You are demons in disguise! You creatures of darkness, I will kill you!"

The bride, Mrs. Hannigan, said the silence could be cut through with a knife.

"There was a hush over the hall, and everyone just kind of stared at him. Everyone was too surprised to move."

The man proceeded to threaten the guests.

"Crazy beasts! Proud animals! How dare you stare at me so? I am Dante, the son of Sparda! Cower before me!"

It was at this point someone actually did something. The Head of Security for the party, Mr. Gerre, confirmed this.

"It was at this point that the guards pounced on the man. It was kind of that one-by-one thing from 'The Comebacks'. One guard would jump, the another, then another, until the man could hardly breathe. He ended up begging for mercy."

The man, identified as a Alex Valeron, was found out to be under the influence of alcohol at the time. He is to be charged to the court of Judge Jose Gomez for excessive drinking and disturbing the peace.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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