Tampa, Florida - Taxi cab driver, loner and conspiracy theorist Gib Melson is worried. It started when he saw a large volume of spoof news, satires and jokes about the rape and murder of a girl in 1990, and people pretending that maybe a Fox News reporter had done it. True, all the articles said that there was no proof and that it was just a joke - but they kept mentioning it.
More ominously, this man has noted that now there is very little about it, almost as if Glenn's attorneys had threatened every one with a liable suit if they spoke of it.
What does it all mean, Gib wonders. He's not sure, but in the meanwhile, he will wear an extra layer of tinfoil on his head each night, install a new lock on his door, and make sure that Fox News never plays on his TV.
Author's note: I do not believe that any Fox News reporter has done what some pretended to believe as a joke. Nor should you. This is TheSpoof, and articles here are satirical. Not real. Made up. Funny. Not true. Insert your own disclaimer. Get it?