WASHINGTON D.C. - Investigative reporter, code named deepdodo, has revealed the existence of a high level cover up. 'Balloon Boy', a.k.a. Yo Hynee, was actually shot down by a Navy ship during a secret military exercise.
Thousands of people saw the rocket as it headed straight for Yo 'Balloon Boy' Hynee as he flew at about 1,000 feet above the village of Diotiay, New Jersey.
Witnesses are being interviewed by the F.B.I. and told to change their story, to say that they saw 'nothing', or else.
Some people who have refused to keep quiete have been disappeared by the C.I.A. to Cuba where they will be force fed aspartame.
The C.I.A. has prepared a special computer generated cartoon showing how Yo 'Balloon Boy' Hynee actually is still alive. The script of this cartoon will soon be published in the magazine section. A clone of the real Yo 'Balloon Boy' Hynee is also being prepared to frustrate 'conspiracy theorists'.