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Monday, 12 October 2009

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A photo of the microphone that Kanye West took away from Taylor Swift.

HOLLYWOOD - Jaime Foxx, who has starred in Booty Call, Ali, Ray, and Biff has just signed to portray Kanye West in 20th Century Fox's Oops, The Kanye West Story.

Jaime said that he is looking forward to portraying the man who in just one fell swoop of the microphone became the most hated man in America since Bernard Madoff.

Foxx said that even Chris Brown, who did one heck of a number on his girlfriend Rihanna, was not disliked by as many people as brother Kanye West was.

People called him everything from Kanye Pest and the black punk to Pest West and the hip-hop rappin' beeatch.

Even Mike Tyson chimed in and said, "Kanye, come up and takes my microphone from me the next time I wins an award and I will shove the mutha fracker so far up your mutha frackin' [BODY PART REMOVED BY EDITOR] that you will have to wipe your nose in order to brush your teeth."

And the African-American queen of the talk shows Oprah Winfrey who never cusses said, "I think that Mr. Kanye West needs to have his [N-WORD DELETED BY EDITOR] mouth washed out with a bar of effen soap."

Foxx who did a great job in the movie Ray, where he portrayed Ray Charles says that he finds that he is real good at portraying black dudes since he himself is a black dude.

He went on to say that he really does not have to read up on how black dudes act, how they talk, and in the case of Kanye West, how they disrespect a sweet skinny little innocent white girl.

Jaime smiled and said "Man can you image the damn uproar that would have happened if it had been reversed and say Toby Keith had run up on stage and taken the microphone away from Li'l Kim and then proceeded to rant and rave about how the award should have gone to Britney Spears?

Man oh man millions of black brothers and mothers would have come out of the woodwork. Rev. Al Sharpton would have been on every talk show asking, nay demanding that Mr. Keith apologize and that he be banned from future award shows, and that he be fined, and that his big old redneck ass be arrested."

Foxx then said that he did not mean to sound like he was getting on Kanye's case, but he did point out that Kanye was the luckiest mutha effen black dude since Kobe Bryant.

Jaime grinned and then added that if it had been him that Kanye took the mic away from he would have gotten it back and shoved it so far down Kanye's throat that you would have been able to hear his pecker making all kinds of loud funky ass sounds.

In other news. Condoleezza Rice has just released her 14th book. It is entitled, "Rice A-Roni and Why It Is No Longer Considered A San Francisco Treat."

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