Written by b kenneth mcgee
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Penis, erection

Tuesday, 15 September 2009

A seventy-eight year old man in Louisburg, NC has reported that after taking erectile dysfunction medicine, he has regularly experienced a four hour erection. Warnings about this condition appear regularly on the TV ads regardng this and other ED medications.

Bernie K. McNulty of Louisburg decided to do something with his affliction. Calling the local Companion Dog group who regularly visit nursing homes and assisted living centers he has donated his time to visiting them along with the companion animals. His visits have become an instant hit among the female residents who are noticeably upbeat on the day of his scheduled visits.

McNulty stated in a recent interview..."I ain't taken nothing away from the dogs...they are wonderful....but..seems like there are a few of the female residents that want to pet something more than a Chihuahua"

Noting that there are far more females than males in these homes and centers Mr. McNulty has decided to go national with his program recruiting other men of his age who are willing to be a service to their communities while at the same time achieving an immense satisfaction for themselves.

Mr. McNulty stated.."If this ain't assisted living...I don't know what is"

Mr. McNulty is calling the new organization...The Pro Bonos...and is hoping to get government funding under the new health care proposals before Congress.

Make b kenneth mcgee's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 5?

3 18 13 5

Go to top ^