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Topics: Kanye West, Jackass

Tuesday, 15 September 2009

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Obama: ballistic penis envy?

Washington AC/DC - (MeAnMyBigMouthMess): "The President only meant that Mr West has a zoob like a nuclear powered ramjet," White House sources explained today following the Kanye West 'jackass' furor.

"And as most folks know the ramject is part of the US Project Pluto program at the Area 51 Jackass Flats, Nevada ballistics test site!"

The White House apology includes an open invite to West and NBC Nightline program host Terry Moron, er...Moran! - for a Henry Louis Gates/Sgt James Crowley Rose Garden beer-schmooze with Obama and his Veep Joe Biden.

The Nevada ballistic testing site's BREN Tower - the world's tallest fortified erection for scientific military research - may now be renamed as the Kanye West Tower.

"Beyoncé should still have won MTV's best female video gong," West's PR commented, "we'll have to see about that Rose Garden beer!"

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