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Monday, 14 September 2009

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The microphone that Kanye Pest (West) snatched from sweet little Taylor Swift's hand.

NASHVILLE - Country singer Toby Keith is fit to be tied. The highly popular singer says that he would like for Kanye Wuss (West) to jump on the stage the next time he receives an award and take the microphone away from him like he did from sweet little 19-year-old Taylor Swift.

Keith said that he has just about had it with the self-centered, egotistical, little girl bullying piece of dog (blank).

The Oklahoma-born Keith said that when Kanye gets up on stage to take his mic away from him he will hit him with a shot so hard with his Oklahoma Sooner right hand that it will turn the arrogant bro from Hotlanta white and he'll be singing songs by the Osmond Brothers with his brand new little white boy vocal cords.

When told of Keith's remarks West reportedly said that Toby Keith is one to talk seeing as how he pushed around The Dixie Chicks because they criticized his president Georgy Bush.

West said that he knows that the 6 foot 8 inch Keith could probably single-handedly beat up the Boston Celtics but he stressed that the Sooner plowboy is not going to intimidate him, unless of course he just happens to catch him and grabs him by his neck.

Keith said that like the infamous Goombalini Family Mafia hit-man Garabaldi "Hey Youse" Glockaletti once said to a member of the rival Cappatino family, "Hey friggin' A-hole, you canna run but you can'ta hide."

The tall Okie country crooner said that unlike the Italian boys, farmboy Toby don't need no effen gun. He said that he can take care of Kanyesha West in his own little Oklahoma backwoods way.

SIDENOTE: President Obama has called Kanye West's manager and told him that he has cancelled Kanye's invitation to attend a White House backyard barbecue honoring Whoopi Goldberg on Saturday, October 3, 2009. The president said that the invitation will now instead be going to Taylor Swift.

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