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Thursday, 20 August 2009

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MIAMI - Renowned magician Dirk Copafeel has done it again, well sort of. He was apparently charged with fondling himself while performing a naked magic act at his tawdry private Bahamian island this past weekend.

The show, entitled Blow Me Away, was his first nude act where he attempted his old trick of making a woman levitate in mid air as he pretends to be magically gifted.

The woman gasped when she saw him dingle his dude as she clumped to the ground below. A witness tells us "he had his magic wand in his hand, he was levitating her with it, and then she screamed, man, he's the dog, he got the chick magnet for sure."

The assistant, Jules Vagainna, has filed charges against him for lewd acts and harassment, she told us "he invites all these girls here but mainly likes to stroke his ego with the local conch diver boys, I don't know, he's gross."

Will Dirk need a real magic act to escape this pervy development?

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