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Thursday, 20 August 2009

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Class act: Susan Foster has made a bit of a name for herself as Hillary Rodham Clinton

Little Cock, Arkansas (Ass Mess): She's not Hillary Clinton she's Susan Foster, first ex-wife of Whitewater land deal fiasco stooge Vince Foster, the 'suicided' ex-Rose Law firm associate whose short-straw karma was to be married to a Hillary Rodham doppelganger.

And this week a NATO briefing has revealed that ex-CIA director George Bush Tenet hired private US security firm Blackwater to continue the Agency's Whitewater psych-ops cover-up.

The firm was so successful in its remit that it was subsequently awarded the top CIA contract to track and kill disaffected top al-Qaeda figures hired by the Clintons in their meteoric march to power in the White House.

The NATO brief has also revealed that Bill Clinton topped his missus Hillary after she found out about the sordid arrangement.

"Hillary went apeshit when she discovered Susan Foster and Bill Clinton had a baby daughter, subsequently 'adopted' by Bernard and Marcia Lewinsky," NATO's Prof V Smart commented.

Monica Lewinsky is 69.

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