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Topics: Miley Cyrus, Breasts

Thursday, 30 July 2009

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Sadly, these are plastic.

A storm of controversy has erupted in the Miley Cyrus camp today when having her weekly checkup the doctor said "the left breast hung a fraction of a centimeter lower than the right breasts but don't worry this is quite common". Miley Cyrus broke down into tears and fell to the floor wailing and thrashing around. It had been reported the star and her entourage had been trying to cover up the embarrassing breasts level imbalance for some time now but it had become increasingly difficult during the last few months.

Miley Cyrus has repeated denied suggestions of the breast level imbalance in recent weeks using excuses such as "no it's the light", "my left foot is standing in a hole", "perhaps you eyes are wonky", "it's an optical illusion that occurs with pert ones!".

Nipplegate is leading many people to demand Cyrus does not appear in any movies, a fan of the movies Tracy Leonard said "Miley Cyrus is not the doll she claimed to be, movie houses have high standards and she should be dropped straight away. If they start to let people appearing in films with lopsided breasts where is it going to end"

When the news hit the streets of L.A. many teenagers were seen to inconsolable weeping zombie like figures as they found out their once perfect role model was just as flawed as everyone else. Other fans took the news in a different way, burning their copies of Miley Cyrus dolls in protest at the subterfuge of the manipulative actress.

Billy Ray Cyrus quickly came to his daughters rescue and soothed her by playing his classic song achy breaky heart. News of Miley Cyrus's next move is eagerly anticipated with many people predicting she will perform a duet with Britney Spears in order to capitalize on her new edgy look.

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