CLEVELAND - President Barack Hussein Obama's official birth certificate has finally been found. It is presently in the possession of one Sonatina Maybell Gingham.
Gingham is an 83-year-old retired 'Avon Lady' who resides in Cleveland at the corner of Mapledale Avenue and Chestnutdale Avenue right above a Long John Silver's Restaurant.
She said that her ex-husband Yandell Gingham bought the birth certificate from a door-to-door birth certificate salesman named Kinley Thalberg, Jr., over twenty years ago. Thalberg had apparently found it buried in a tin box in a pineapple patch just outside of Honolulu.
Gingham said that her mother Villavonda Cottonsox told her to put the birth certificate on eBay so that she could get some money to buy that little miniature horse she has always dreamed of.
Sonatina said she put it on eBay for $635. She said that she had a call within 45 seconds offering to pay $145,000. The individual said that she wanted to buy it but she wanted to make sure that it was in fact the real deal and not some photo-shopped knock-off.
Mrs. Gingham told the prospective buyer that the social security number was xxx xx 1204. The buyer said that she recognized that number as being the president's social security number and she made arrangements to personally pick up the birth certificate.
The birth certificate was issued by The Good Sisters of The Coconut Creme Pie Hospital in Honolulu, Hawaii on August 4, 1961.
The name of the prospective buyer was not known but there are reports that Larry King knows who it is and he will be revealing the name on an upcoming edition of Larry King Live.
SIDENOTE: Anderson Cooper received an anonymous email stating that the buyer of President Barack Obama's birth certificate is none other than Naddy Suleman, aka OctuMom.