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Sunday, 12 July 2009

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DNA the worm that turned...

Los Angeles - (ReuterUs & Ass Mess): "Just wanna have a baby with you, Jordie!"

That was Michael Jackson's pillowtalk opening salvo according to a secret Neverland CCTV videotape seized from Deborah Rowe's First Hellfire Bank of Sodom & Gomorrah deposit vaults by police investigating the singer's June 25th death.

Sources close to the probe reckon Chandler's sperm may have been harvested 'without his full complicity'.

But the $22 million out of court settlement subsequently paid out by Jackson to Chandler and his Mom has been slammed as a bargain basement $11 million per kid after Prince Michael I and Paris Jackson DNA scored a direct hit.

"You and I must make a pact, we will bring gestation back, where there is blood I'll be there!"

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