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Wednesday, 8 July 2009

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Mariah Carey rehearsing one of her dance numbers in Ryan Seacrest's living room.

LOS ANGELES - Michael Jackson's sister Janet Jackson has stated that she will be entering the recording studio and recording a tribute song to her brother with Mariah Carey and Queen Latifah.

The song which was co-written by Smokey Robinson and Simon Cowell is titled, "Thrilling Moments From The Moonwalking Dude."

Janet said that Smokey and Simon who were very good friends of Michael's wrote the song in Simon Cowell's backyard during a barbecue in honor of the 60s band Gary Puckett and The Union Gap.

Gary Puckett and The Union Gap was a very unique band in the sense that all of their hit songs sounded a like, much like the songs of Barry White all sounded the same.

Janet has stated that all of the proceeds from the sale of the single will go to feed the starving children of Zimbabwe and Botswana, as well as aid the underprivileged children of Kenya and Detroit.

Mariah added that in order to raise even more money she will be selling one of her micro-miniskirts on eBay. Queen Latifah said that she will also be offering one of her 'worn' 42-DD bras on eBay as well.

Not to be outdone, Janet has stated that she will put on eBay a dozen autographed photos of her famous 'Wardrobe Malfunction" incident which occurred during Super Bowl XXXVIII on February 1, 2004.

SIDENOTE: Janet's sister LaToya Jackson wanted to donate one of her Victoria's Secret bikini thongs to sell on eBay, but Mariah and Latifah both vetoed the idea.

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