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Topics: Jesus, Perez Hilton

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

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Toronto, Canada - A photo of infamous celebrity blogger, Perez Hilton, getting hit in the face by a fist, has now become more popular than many of the iconic images of the twenty-first century, including pictures of a Mr. J. Christ, a.k.a 'The Anointed One'.

Perez Hilton stated, "...first of all, let me say that I am in no way implying that I am better than Jesus or greater or comparing myself with Jesus Christ as a person or God as a thing, or whatever it is. I'm just saying that a picture showing me getting an ass-whipping has become one of the most downloaded artifacts of the twenty-first century and that's got to say something."

Many Internet Service Providers have noted that their customers have unknowingly been crippling their data transmission capabilities as a result of the demand for this Perez Hilton Ass Whipping photo and it may interfere with other, more important tasks undertaken by others on the internet. It also poses an extreme security risk that must not be taken lightly. Therefore, I.S.P.s have issued a stern warning to their customers via email encouraging them to avoid any personal internet use until the system has a chance to stabilize.

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