WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama showed once again that no one or nothing is gonna mess with the President of the United States.
The president was being interviewed by Sports Illustrated's Ellis "Spitball" Appleyard when a fly started flying around the two men. The president flailed his arm to swoosh it away.
The fly left and returned a few seconds later. Obama then instructed the fly to get the hell out of the way as he was busy being interviewed.
The fly continued flying around and actually landed on the president's left hand as if to say, okay dude, the ball is in your court, what the hell are you going to do now.
Obama focused on the fly for a few moments and suddenly he struck his left hand with his right hand knocking the fly to the carpet.
Obama laughed and he told the camerman to be sure and get a picture of the persistently unrelenting and tenaciously indefatigable little bitty son-of-a-bitch.
He then looked into the camera and said, "And let that be a lesson to all those members of Al-Qaeda, the Taliban, the North Koreans, and especially to those Fox Network GOP-lovin' sewer mouths."
The president grinned that patented Brobama grin and then he added, "And please be forewarned all you above mentioned mofo's that you do not mess with Brobama because if you mess with Brobama, the man from Illinois shall swat your ass down like he just did to that little bastard that's laying on the White House carpet."
SIDENOTE: During his college days, the president once killed eleven flys, seven carpenter ants, a bumblebee, and a squirrel while on a picnic outing with his then girlfriend Lahoma "Peaches" Dunbibble.