Written by Chuck Terzella
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Topics: Iraq, Government

Monday, 5 July 2004

In a surprising twist to Near and Middle Eastern affairs, the newly installed Iraqi Interim Government has declared war on Afghanistan. This puts the American Government, who have Occupation Forces in both countries in the unique position of having to fight itself.

Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse, speaking on the condition of anonymity said, " Sure, it's a bitch, but what can we do? We promised to abide by the new governments decrees. Ghazi al-Yawer got pissed off at Hamed Karzai, I think it was a pipeline thing, and pretty soon words got exchanged. Karzai called al-Yawer a towel headed muffin and al-Yawer called Karzai a Dick Cheney wannabe. The next thing you know our forces in Iraq went over and bombed our forces in Afghanistan.

Speaking on the condition of even more anonymity Waterhouse continued, " The good news is, I'm gonna make millions with my defense stocks. The bad news is of course that once again, the Administration is gonna look a bit silly, but I think we can get past that. You see no matter how it turns out, at least we're gonna win this one."

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