Researchers in a small medical facility in Camden Maine announced today they have invented real legs and feet for wooden people.
"For years flesh covered people have received wooden legs and we felt it was time to give back something to the wooden people", stated scientist Dr.Pudge Almond .He continued "Fair is fair, we fight for rights for everyone, why not our wooden friends?"
"People involved in accidents have been taking legs from the wooden people for hundreds maybe thousands of years and have never asked for anything in return. "The facility has one hundred legs and feet ready to be fitted to wooden people around the world immediately.
When asked if Dr. Almond knew there was no such thing as wooden people and that wooden legs are made from trees, he stated "No, no, I did not know that."
Saturday, 3 July 2004
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