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Monday, 18 May 2009

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Maybe waiting to be fellated by Rush Limbaugh...

Washington AC/DC - (Flaccid Ass Mess): ...if Sarah Palin's permafrosty pantyliners are anything to go by.

That's the stark message from Bogota-based International Bank for Deconstruction and Embezzlement's Du Pont Circle back orifice this week as the last of the GOP's 2008 presidential IOUs are counted and filed away under Madoff uncollectables...

Palin, 69, herself hasn't had an orgasm since that night last November.

Despite dozens of rejunevating testosterone jabs straight into her vaginal cheeks (and elsewhere) administered by the tremulous hands of her personal botulism-ologist Harvey, the earth's stopped moving along with her periods.

Single parent daughter Bristol however has begun arousing Mom's suspicions with relentless pangs of early morning nausea... while still breastfeeding her five month old son Trig-o-nometri.

John McCain recently felt a little palpitation but even that wasn't enough to slightly soil his y-fronts.

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