As former Vermont governor Howard Dean, Senator John Edwards of North Carolina and Ralph Nader fall by the wayside in the race for The White House, Anastacia's cancer has raced through a political marathon, negotiating the primaries, various inter-party conventions and college system to become a political frontrunner alongside blue candidate Senator John F. Kerry and re-election hopeful Republican George Bush.
Anastacia's cancer's meteoric success to date has benchmarked on some major social issues -the endorsement of a constitutional amendment to allow human and cancer marriages and favouring the roll out of a general all-state mandatory smoking law. Cancer followers were quick to add a spanish langauge link on the website too.
Campaign mud has been thrown at the Cancer Campaign which was dubbed 'rotten' and 'an annoying malignant lump in the breast of the average American' by the outgoing Democratic nominees. Nevertheless, nothing seems to be stopping the spread of Cancer and we await the election results in November.
Thursday, 1 July 2004
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