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Saturday, 9 May 2009

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Gitmo techs could make a festive July 4th display

President Obama will close Guantanamo Bay Home for Wayward terrorists. When asked where he will place the dangerous culprits who have not been charged or convicted of any crime whatsoever, Obama and his Demo conspirators were initially silent.

Republicans who ran the country (into the ground) over most of the last eight years have denounced any plan to imprison the unconvicted war criminals in US prisons. One Republicant spokesperson expressed the fear that US really convicted criminals would teach the poor lost souls from throughout the world to do really bad things. Another from the failed GOP worried that US criminals would be taught how to blow themselves up by the GITMO detainees.

Congressional Democrats on the Explosives and Fireworks Committee have recommended that Gitmo detainees may be best employed in munitions disposal and coordinating 4th of July fireworks celebrations in the few Red States remaining in the United States of Yes We Can.

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