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Thursday, 7 May 2009

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North Carolina Senator Edwards mistress, Rielle Hunter, is now demanding he submit to a DNA Test after changing her mind since seeing Elizabeth Edwards on Oprah Tuesday.

The longtime secret lover of the disgraced 2-time, two-timing presidential candidate - wants definitive proof that Edwards is the father of her 14-month-old child and is working with an attorney to take all the legal action she can, say sources.

After Hunter was slammed in the explosive new book Resilience written by the ex-senator's cancer-stricken wife Elizabeth, Hunter allegedly told close friends that she had been lied to by someone she thought she could trust and now it's time that the baby received it's rights in being taken care of, in it's young life.

"I was willing to protect John for the sake of the child. I even agreed to allow a friend of his to claim he was the baby's father, and I even kept the name of the father blank on the birth certificate."

"Let's face it, I was pretty stupid, but I'm not used to the world of Big Politics where the main thing above everything else is to keep every mistake swept under the rug."

"I've heard about the FAT CATS of big business all my life but compared to the politicians I've been unlucky enough to meet, I think they're the ones to watch. Don't ever believe a thing they say because so many of them are simply acting out a role or script that has been written for them", alleged the blond divorcee.

"Let's just see what the DNA evidence shows, OK?"

Meanwhile, Hunter allegedly stated that she no longer had hard feelings towards Elizabeth. "She's had a lot of years with John so who knows who's words she's speaking and writing in her book."

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