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Thursday, 7 May 2009

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Obama happilly spent 100 days buying his wife Mitchel lipstick.

News just in indicate that US president Barack Obama is a spendthrift. The new president has just spent 100 days in the White house. This turn of events is against White house tradition where presidents make budgets on how to spend days. It is a shock because he did it in just 10 dollars.

On hearing this claim, immediate former president, George W. Bush said "this guy should have bought nukes instead. How can a president spend days just buying puppies and writing emails on his Blackberry?"

"he probably didn't realize that I had signed a law before I left that effectively interchanged days with dollars" added Bush.

According to the new law that Bush sneaked into the US constitution before he left, the word "day" now means a unit of exchange. It is money. While the word "dollar" means time. 1 dollar equals 24 hours.

Asked about his thoughts on the matter, IMF president Robert Colicky said "Fuck, fuck, fuck I knew it. This guy didn't have proper credentials to manage days. With the current economic slowdown days are hard to come by"

"Some people in Africa live on less than a day a dollar so you can imagine in 365 dollars a year, how many Africans will die because they lack enough days to get them through a dollar!"

"It is such Bullshit!" says John McCain, Sarah Palin's former running mate during last year's elections and currently mayor of New york.

"Leave the boy alone. I would have done the same. Bush left an economic hole of billions of days with his wars.

Obama has spent a mere 100 days. He is a boy, give him time to learn. In a few dollars he should be OK" he added.

"This dollars I don't have to show up to work. But I get my pension days to foot my bills. In 2 dollars I will be turning 90, but have to repay those campaign funds Barracuda borrowed. That witch spent millions of days in just 60 dollars of campaign. It is so sick"

Have a happy dollar!

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