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Tuesday, 14 April 2009

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This is a photo of one of the three boats in the Somali Pirates Navy.

MOGADISHU, Somalia - The United States Navy Seals have crushed the Somali Pirates 3 to 0.

The Pirates and the Seals were tied 0 to 0 going into the bottom of the ninth. And then suddenly the Seals exploded scoring three unanswered shots (runs).

The Seals coach said that it was all about 'timing' and staying 'focused.' He added that the keyword is 'execution.' He said that his three 'Players' are among the most experienced marksman in the entire world.

He commented that between them they have won nine gold medals, two silver medals, and one bronze medal.

Each one has also received the "MVP" award at least once. When told that two of the three 'players' wanted to renegotiate their contract their coach answered simply by saying, "No comment."

No official word as of yet on the report that the Somali Pirates want a rematch.

In a related story. The White House has issued a statement saying that the rumor that unemployed ex-Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld has been hired by the Obama's to be the new "First Puppy's" official dog-walker are totally unfounded.

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