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Friday, 3 April 2009

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Osama bin Laden has changed his name to Obama bin Laden. A goat herder called Mohammed Mohummed Smith broke the news worldwide when he heard one of Osamas wives call out 'Obama? Oi! Obama? wash your own underpants Im fed up of cleaning your skid marks and I want to watch who wants to be a millionnaire!'

Commenting, Smith said 'Now it makes sense, he does exactly as his name says!'

He went on to clarify his statement 'Obama! Not as in - A bummer, if he is - none of us mind - we are all very free here, people, goats, camels but not pig as pig is dirty. Obama as in bang, bang, he does exactly what it says on the tin'

Obama, previously Osama was not available for comment as he was busy washing his underpants!
In a strange coincidence a spokesperson from Washington has reported that Barrack Obama is thinking of changing his name to Barack Osama, as Osama in the Afghani language means 'the chosen one'.

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