Cape Canaveral FL-- NASA officials were alerted today about a bizarre UFO sighting on a beach adjacent to this historic launching site. A giant "pineapple shaped" UFO was observed buzzing along the beach by dozens of startled onlookers. To make things even stranger, many people say they saw actor Brad Pitts piloting the craft.
Bunny Malone witnessed the sighting, and was eager to talk to the press about the sighting.
"I saw a man running down the beach towards me. The beach wasn't crowded, maybe a dozen people were there." lisped the retired hairdresser. "He stopped and told me he really was Brad Pitt. He said all Hollywood actors come from Outer Space! He said aliens want to talk with everyday people and that aliens said everyone should be nice to babies and cats!" lisped Bunny Malone.
Mr. Pitts was then seen running down the beach to talk with more people and give them the same insipid message before taking off in a UFO.
"And later on, the really strange thing was the pineapple-shaped UFO." continued Bunny. The UFO was only about 10 feet tall. It hovered 20 feet from the ground and made a strange buzzing noise. You could see Brad Pitts head sticking out the top." said Bunny.
"'Love cats and babies', that is all he kept saying." repeated the annoying, lisping hairdresser.
NASA did send an official to look at the beach. Nothing unusual was reported except for a slight scent of pineapples. Bunny Malone was also taken in for questioning but "suddenly died from a heart attack", according to NASA representatives.