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Friday, 20 March 2009

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Clarence Is Pissed

23 year old retard Clarence Dippyshit from Alabama, has expressed dismay at remarks made by "champion of the people" President Barack Obama.

"I voted for him and then he stabs us all in the back!" Said Dippyshit, who falls into the retard category because he wears an orthopedic shoe. "He should resign immediately."

"I want to kick him in the ass - first with my right foot," which is normal, "and then with this bastard," said the retard pointing at his platform shoe.

So far there has been no response from the White House but Obama should take note, Clarence has a big shoe and if he got the President on the floor, he'd be fucked up.

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