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Topics: Sex, Economy, Tax, Viagra

Sunday, 22 February 2009

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One of the new pornography tax collection points

Seventeen minutes ago Barack Obama's team of advisers completed their research on Internet usage. By refocussing the cameras hidden in every lap top, they have discovered that most people's primary daily exercise is masturbation while scrutinising pornography. They calculate that a small voluntary tax will increase deposits and release pressure.

When asked about his fascination with pornography, Issa Pudbeater said that he was rather disappointed that he had developed webbed fingers, and asked if the tax was to be paid by the masturbator or the masterbatee.

Master Bates, the well known sailor who befriended Semen Stains of Captain Pugwash fame, said that he had enough off-line pornography to last him till the end of the week, at which time he would be looking for an attractive drag artist to lend him a hand.

Ipul Maplonker, after trying it for the first time last Wednesday afternoon whispered "It did me good, but I knew that it would"

The tax investigation team concluded that all sexually active males would find that the reduced pricing for Viagra would more than compensate for the new tax, and for the six American males who did not use Viagra, there would be savings that could be deposited in the National Sperm Bank, the only American bank still taking deposits.

Males in the queue at the sperm bank were intrigued by a Jewish princess who was asked how she intended to make the deposit. She replied by scribbling a note that said "Sorry, I cannot speak with my mouth full."

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