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Saturday, 21 February 2009

image for Bankrupt bankers request little long forks
Please bring a fork

NEW YORK, N.Y. - Mr. Rockenfella announced today, to a large crowd on the street, that bankers here are turning to the public for a bailout. Billions of dollars just can't fill the bill for this item.

"Many of us bankers here are misplacing the little long forks that go with their fondue sets. Unable to find stores that still sell this quality merchandise, we are turning to you, the public for support. If you have any of the little long forks that go with fondue sets, please bring them to the Empire State Building at 7:00 this evening", he bellowed out to a huge crowd of people attempting to withdraw money from his bank.

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