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Tuesday, 3 February 2009

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Hillary's $25 million in Russian MDM Bank, Nauru branch, is still officially a complete mystery to the IRS

Washington AC/DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): It's three-nil in the IRS v Obama Administration play-off as yet another feckless tax-dodger suffered premature ejaculation today in a reckless bid for high pubic orifice.

Ex-Senator Tom Daschle announced his withdrawal from the US health and 'human' (sic) services secretary nomination this afternoon after the taxman tightened the noose over an unpaid $130,00 crack-dealing bill.

Daschle, 69, joins failed budget watchdog nominee Nancy Killefer who was busted along with wannabe US ambassador to London no-hoper Caroline Kennedy for failure to pay the family's illegal domestics' taxes.

Only Tim Geithner managed to schmooze Congress and the IRS over failure to cough up $34,000 in back taxes to become Obama's US Treasury Secretary.

Meanwhile Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's covert $25 million offshore bank account at Russian plutocrap (sic) Oleg Vyugin's MDM Bank, Nauru branch, are officially still a mystery to the IRS.

President Obama vowed to 'smash the evil offshore tax fiddles' back in September 2008 before a memo from Rahm Emanuel revealed that 75% of Obama 2008 campaign donations came from tax-dodging offshore entities.

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